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The 9 best things from Eli and Peyton Manning's new rap song (VIDEO)

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The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

Peyton and Eli Manning are brothers of many talents. Rapping is maybe not one of them, but that doesn't make their DirecTV commercials any less pee-pantsingly funny.

Their latest is "Fantasy Football Fantasy," and it has a fantasy for everyone, especially for those who just like to look at Peyton and Eli Manning. With that in mind, here are our favorite fantasy football fantasy, um, fantasies: 

1. A football thrown by Peyton Manning that, when opened, contains a perfect portion of nachos

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

2. A touchdown that takes you to a magical rainbow waterfall land

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

3. Bathing in tiny footballs that look like the chocolate eggs they sell at easter. Mmm, showering in chocolate...

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

4. Peyton and Eli Manning in suits 0___0

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

5. Eli Manning in not one, but two fur coats

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

6. This guy being so happy that he can look just a little bit like the Jets' Chris Johnson

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

7. Eli Manning riding a pegasus (it's like they were reading our dream journals!)

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

8. Papa Bear Manning in spaaaaaaace because why not this video is insane

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

9. And the worst fantasy: Joe Namath making stew with your mom. Why, you guys. Why.

The Manning brothers are back in rap, and it is glorious

Now, look upon the whole video with wonder: 

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