Professional troll Ann Coulter slams soccer, gets schooled

Professional troll Ann Coulter is at it again, this time insulting millions upon millions of soccer fans during the sport's most important event.

In a recent column, the extreme conservative claims that "real" Americans would never watch the internationally beloved sport and said, "Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."

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Coulter managed to be both racist and xenophobic in a single sentence, writing, "I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.

"It's foreign," she added. "In fact, that's the precise reason the Times is constantly hectoring Americans to love soccer. One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not 'catching on' at all is African-Americans. They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it."

She also threw in a nice smattering of sexism for good measure, writing, "Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is coed, even at the kindergarten level."

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Coulter's remarks have started a new spurt of hilarious anti-Coulter Twitter posts, including the following gems:

If you say "Ann Coulter" in the mirror three times Bloody Mary will appear, terrified and weeping.

— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 27, 2014

She'd never survive > RT @davisjsn Someone lock Ann Coulter and Piers Morgan in a room together for 12 hours and film it. Please.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 27, 2014

If Ann Coulter hates it, it must be good.

— Andrew Das (@AndrewDasNYT) June 27, 2014

Ann Coulter has clearly never watched a soccer game. Of course, it must be hard to watch anything when your head's constantly up your a*s.

— Elizabeth C. (@LaDiavolina) June 26, 2014

The worst thing about that Ann Coulter piece is that Ann Coulter exists.

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) June 26, 2014

Can we put an angry Luis Suarez in a room together with Ann Coulter for an hour?

— Cristian Nyari (@Cnyari) June 26, 2014

Soccer haters, Ann Coulter is on your side. It's official now. You lose.

— Michael DeCourcy (@tsnmike) June 25, 2014

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World Cup play has seen Team USA escape the so-called Group of Death and have a real shot at advancing to the second round after today's match against Germany.