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Mila Kunis says no head-to-vag allowed in delivery room

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Mila Kunis' birth rules

Mila Kunis has some hard-and-fast rules for the delivery room when her and Ashton Kutcher's baby finally arrives.

If Ashton Kutcher thinks he's going to watch his baby emerge from Mila Kunis' womb, he's got another thought coming. The Jupiter Ascending actress has already laid down some rules of engagement for the delivery room.

In an interview with Marie Claire, Kunis explained that her pronouncement is really for Kutcher's own good.

Mila Kunis' birth rules

"Two people are allowed in my delivery room," Kunis said. "My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He'll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn't if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It's just a matter of how badly."

This is not Kunis' first rule of pregnancy. During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she ripped the host for saying, "We're pregnant," in reference to his own wife's condition.

"Oh, you're both having a baby?" she asked sarcastically. "You and your wife are pregnant?"

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"You're not pregnant," she ranted. "Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No."

Kunis and Kutcher famously met on the set of That '70s Show, where they played boyfriend and girlfriend Jackie and Kelso for years — but the star said their much more recent real-life romance took even her by surprise.

"One day, it just changed," she said. "All of a sudden, it wasn't the same. And I was really proud of myself for acknowledging that. The best day of my life so far was the proposal. I cried. I was a mess. Not to discredit any relationships in my past, but this relationship is different."

Read the complete interview with Kunis in the July issue of Marie Claire, available on newsstands on June 24, 2014.

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