Share this Story

Kimye wedding: N.Y. Post write-up proves it was a flop

Kat Hobza resides in sunny Western Montana. She is the Senior Authoress Specializing in Sarcasm at www.funnyfreelance.com. Okay, she’s the only authoress at funny freelance. When she’s not formulating tongue-in-cheek ideas and content as...

Nobody cares

Wow, that party really died on the vine, didn't it? After all the weeks and months of buildup and speculation, the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding proved to be a real dud.

Kim Kardashian Kanye West

Photo credit: Andres Otero/WENN

Eh, pass the ketchup

It seems people were too busy eating cheeseburgers and attending Memorial Day parades to really care too much about two of the most narcissistic people in American pop culture getting married. Is it possible that Kanye West is wrong? In his 20-minute wedding speech (yes, 20 — as in 2-0), he reportedly declared the Kardashians "the most remarkable people of our time." (When is this guy ever going to learn that just because he says it is so doesn't make it so?)

Kimye wedding: Incredible, or incredibly tacky? >>

It would appear the New York Post didn't get West's decree and wrote up the most hilarious wedding announcement of our time (thank you to Andy Gray of Sports Illustrated for finding this and sharing it with the world).

We sense trouble! Brody Jenner won't be at Kimye's wedding >>

Nailed it! So why is it that no one except E! (who has made a fortune from the Kardashian franchise) gives a rip about this wedding? Kim Kardashian couldn't get her own brother (or stepbrother) to attend, and West couldn't get longtime friend and colleague Jay Z to stand up for him on his wedding day. Mr. and Mrs. Carter also took a big fat pass for the lavish nuptials.

The moment we've been waiting for: Kimye are married! >>

Perhaps it's because this is Kardashian's third marriage in her short 33-year-old life, and maybe it's because her last marriage was such an open mockery of long-term commitment. It might have something to do with the fact that every time West opens his mouth, he's telling us what a big deal he is. Maybe Americans have finally reached their threshold of tolerance for overindulged people whose only real talent is becoming famous without any real talent.


Recommended for You
Comments
Hot
New in Entertainment
Close

And you'll see personalized content just for you whenever you click the My Feed .

SheKnows is making some changes!