They're The Funniest Ladies In The Biz
Did you catch Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's hysterical opening bit for the 2014 Golden Globes? We've collected all the best quotes!
Here they are:
"Because it's Hollywood, and it kind of works, they'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it."
"No offense to the nominees last year — this year's legit."
"Matt, on any other night, in any other room, you'd be a big deal, but tonight — and don't take this the wrong way — you're basically a garbage person."
"Meryl Streep is here. Meryl Streep is so brilliant in Osage: August County, proving that there are still great parts in Hollywood for Meryl Streep over 60."
Tina: "I believe Amy's here tonight."
On Gravity: "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away in space and die than spend any more time with a woman his own age."
On Matthew McConaughey: "For his role in Dallas [Buyers Club], he lost 45 pounds — or what actresses call being in a movie."
On The Wolf of Wall Street: "I really love the film, but some of it was too graphic. If I wanted to watch Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I would go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties."
"Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College." (high fives)
"We'll get the show done in 3 hours — or what Martin Scorsese calls, 'Act One!'"
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