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Some folks really take their comic book heroes seriously, don't they? While everyone sucks the wind out of Gal Gadot's sails by saying she's not right to play Wonder Woman (really, people?) we bring a few of our own tongue-in-cheek suggestions...
Cindy Crawford has the gams, the guns and the cheekbones to play a unforgettable Wonder Woman. Yeah, so she can't act. Does it matter? Wonder Woman doesn't say that much anyway — it's not as if this role requires a Meryl Streep type of performance.
It's no wonder Michael Douglas wants Catherine Zeta-Jones back. She's amazing. She's gorgeous and she can sing and dance — Wonder Woman the Musical, anyone? (For those who think she's "too old," she's a scat three years older than Ben Affleck, who has been cast as Batman.)
How many bad guys do you think would be left if there was a superhero who gave them a "Colombian necktie" (as Gloria on Modern Family has threatened to do) when they commit a crime?
This Wonder Woman wannabe list wouldn't be complete without one of the Kardashians, and we choose Khloé. Gal Gadot is being criticized for not being "Amazonian" enough, but Khloé's physique is very Wonder Woman-esque.
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