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We thought selfies were just for friendless people who didn't have anything better to do on a Friday night, but these celebs are proving us wrong.
It must have been killing Kim Kardashian to take a selfie break during her pregnancy. Now that North West has made an appearance, Kimye can showcase the butt and boobs that made her famous. Behold, the wait for Kim Kardashian selfies is over. Let's rejoice.
Heidi Klum took to social media to remind us that she not only looks way better than the rest of us, but she divorces way better than the rest of us, too. She proved it with a host of bikini selfies like this one. This shot doesn't say "There's no way these boobs are real after four kids," it says, "Aren't I hot and fun?"
In this selfie, Lady Gaga puts the girls on display in an enviable Miller Lite swimsuit top. We love this stripped down version of an everyday Gaga — sans wigs, costumes and pageantry. It would seem she lives for the applause, applause, applause and Miller time.
Cue the mistress of side boob selfies, Rihanna. This image, though it leaves little to the imagination, is actually one of the more conservative Instagram Ri-Ri snapshots. She could have single-handedly carried the shirtless and swimsuit categories, too.
When Gwyneth Paltrow isn't locking horns with Martha Stewart over who is the bigger domestic diva or encouraging friends to not cooperate with Vanity Fair for a story the magazine is running on her, she's flaunting her post-baby body in Stella McCartney's swimsuit. Just another day in the life for Gwynnie.
Lest we forget how a**-tastic Sofia Vergara is, she is going to go on vacation, lay by the pool in a thong bikini, snap a pic of it and share it with the rest of us. Hopefully, fellow pool-goers had magazines they could pretend to read while they ogled Vergara's assets.
This seems like as good a time as any to point out that social media is sadly lacking in shirtless male celebrities. So say what you will about Justin Bieber, he's not shy about sharing his shirtless selfies with us and we couldn't be more thankful. Carry on, Biebs, carry on.
Behold the most underrated member of the Kardashian clan. Brody Jenner can be a stitch douchey from time to time, but he's incredibly hot, so we're launching a campaign for him to get more camera time — specifically more shirtless camera time.
Wow Mr. Johnson, what large... weights you have. If this man never put his shirt on again, it would be too soon. He's a rock indeed and every girl needs a rock to lean on, doesn't she? For now, we'll just have to settle for drooling over his social media accounts.