I want @drake to murder my vagina— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) March 22, 2013
We're not exactly sure what Bynes means here, but we're sure it would be painful for both parties.
That One-Armed Surfer girl is engaged! Her boyfriend must have asked her dad for her other hand in marriage.— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) August 2, 2013
Joan Rivers must be pretty good at math, because she made quick work of turning two positives (a proposal and Bethany Hamilton) into a negative.
Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
Until Kendrick starred in Pitch Perfect, we had no idea she could sing. Until this tweet, we had no idea she was so lewd.
Just saw a couple performances from the VMA's last night. 2 words.... #pitchystrippers— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) August 26, 2013
C'mon, Clarkson. You're Southern — you should know that if you say "Bless her heart" before zinging snarky comments, they sound much less b****y.
Watched the MTV VMAs and I just feel like everything is terrible and people are horrible and sex is gross and even Christmas is dead.— David Krumholtz (@DaveKrumholtz) August 26, 2013
Clarkson clearly wasn't the only one offended by Cyrus' VMAs stunt — Numb3rs actor Krumholtz apparently lost all hope in humanity after seeing it.
Terrible! People are hiring the handicapped for the day in order to skip lines at Disneyland. It’s expensive – they charge an arm and a leg.— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) September 3, 2013
Is it really any surprise Rivers made this list multiple times?
And to who ever leaked the video… FUK YOU!— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 9, 2013
When a rough copy of West's "Black Skinhead" video hit the Internet, West had some choice words for the person who perpetrated the leak.
I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 25, 2013
Uh, really? We hope that, as she implied in a follow-up tweet, Stewart was just joking.
waking up to the news that I'm now pregnant with @therealjuicyj baby— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 30, 2013
Cyrus loves to set tongues wagging — her own included — so we couldn't be sure at first if this rumor was a reality or just more fodder from the rumor mill.
Hi @JakeBugg do you think slagging off boy bands makes you more indie ?— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) February 22, 2013
We'd never heard of Jake Bugg before he started twit-talking (sh**-talking, via Twitter) to the boys of One Direction. But we're betting he got exactly what he wanted, since Tomlinson's response helped to make Bugg a recognizable name in the U.S.
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