Strippers, Money And Chains. Oh My!

Rihanna puts Miley's butt to shame in the twerk-eriffic new video "Pour it Up."

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I'm not sure why Rihanna has had to resort to stripping in her new video.

Maybe she has fallen on hard times — you know, with clothes and jewelry costing what they do these days.

Well, she's pretty clear about her career change in her new video "Pour it Up."

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With Rihanna's credentials, of course, she's the queen of strippers and therefore gets to sit in her royal stripper throne and only throw her bottom around when she wants to.

Otherwise, she leaves a lot of the "dancing" to her stripper friends in the video who, by the way, are extremely talented in the ways of both pole dancing and splashing pool water using only their posteriors.

To say that Rihanna and her ladies are clothed is being generous with the definition of clothing. They are covered enough to be on the internet, but that's about it. Even her heels are see-through.

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And can I just add here that we should not be licking money? Money is the dirtiest thing out there, Rihanna. You know better. Twerking, I'm fine with. Licking money? That's just gross.

As for the song... wait. There's a song? I was just mesmerized by the video. I guess that I missed that there was a song there.

It's probably just as well. If the song isn't memorable, you have to do something else to make your listeners remember. And there is hardly a guy, or a gal for that matter, who will be able to forget this video. They may try, but it's certainly a sight to see.

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The difference between this video and other overly-sexy videos we've been seeing lately (ahem, Miley) is that Rihanna is in absolute control of everything around her. She knows who she is and what she is doing. Unlike Miley, Rihanna doesn't need to tell us she's sexy or what she's smoking. We already know.

Rihanna pretty much makes Miley look like the little kid she is.

So if you want to see how twerking should be done, check out Rihanna's NSFW video "Pour it Up" below.

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What do you think of Rihanna's video? Is it too sexy or just right for her image? Let us know in the comments below.

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Comments on "Rihanna tries to out-twerk Miley in new video "Pour It Up""

Loretta December 31, 2013 | 7:06 AM

Rihanna, why waste time and money on such a video, pls step up ,,you are not getting younger girl

Carly November 04, 2013 | 11:29 AM

This is truly vulgar and disgusting, it's pornographic. This is what young women aspire to? It's sickening. No wonder Rihanna gets no respect from men, something like this does not command respect. She obviously has no respect for herself. This is not entertaining in the least, she just presents herself as a in this and so do all these women dancing around her in this video. Then women yell and complain how men treat them like objects - DUH!

leah October 23, 2013 | 3:26 PM

Well, I can truly say that Rhianna's scraping the bottom of the pudding bowl. The song was crappy and The dancing was ridiculous. She should have had lessons from real strippers before she did this one.

Mika Hunt October 06, 2013 | 1:54 PM

Sad that this young lady appears to have a slight touch of Downes Syndrom with her fat tongue. Maybe se should invest some of her money into a speech therapist...looks like her fat tongue is causing her to talk ( and sing) kind of funny.

Slg October 04, 2013 | 11:51 PM

Crappy website here too, apparently they can put the word s e x y in the article but take it out of my comment and just leave a 'y'

Slg October 04, 2013 | 9:37 PM

Boring! They had to attempt to make it y by putting it in slow motion. Hardly mesmerizing. Way too used to seeing crap like this, it's just another drop in the T&A bucket. Didn't see the miley cyrus one, don't wanna. I don't get the appeal of rihanna. I don't think she's any prettier than anyone else, but her eye color is gorgeous. Though anyway looks are something someone is born with. She's just pimping herself and there are strippers who dance better. Actually, the song was a bit better than the boring video.

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