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"A source" claims Miley Cyrus dumped Liam Hemsworth. Uh-huh. Those of us who are paid to read every Miley headline generated suspect otherwise. To prove it, we whipped up this photo journal of the girl Liam started dating who turned into a horned dirty girl. Classic bait and switch…
In January 2010, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were just two kids trying to keep their love under wraps while they grabbed coffee and sushi.
A month later, Liam and Miley "out" themselves with a little PDA. They look like the high school kids next door, don't they? Look at all the clothes Miley's wearing!
These two lovebirds met on the set of The Last Song. During the March 2010 premiere, they walk the red carpet together for the first time. They look so happy!
These two cuties ride their bikes together to the neighborhood 7-Eleven. It just doesn't get much more wholesome than this.
Here is Miley with a sucker (and we're not talking about Liam). Liam looks on his long-haired, sweet-looking girlfriend with all possible adoration.
Six months later, these two are still going strong. This was back when Miley greeted the public with a peace sign, not her tongue (Liam's tongue is out, but that appears to be accidental).
A month later in July 2010, this duo looks a little irritated, but according to Miley, things are still peaceful.
If this image doesn't cement our theory, we don't know what does. Miley doesn't look like a Disney princess here, she looks like a young, beautiful, sexy woodland princess.
Before Miley started riling audiences with her inappropriate twerking, rubbing and grinding, she and Liam look like they belong on the set of a Nicholas Sparks movie.
Note the subtle yet distinct change in this photo. Taken at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2012, Miley is all Hollywood glam, but Liam appears to be more of a prop than a date. We're not feeling the love with his annoyed, tight-lipped smile.
In March 2013, the wheels start to come off. Amid rumors that Miley and Liam have split up, she posts bizarre pictures of herself in a unicorn costume, twerking on Twitter. She wore a glove on her left hand, fueling rumors that the couple had broken up.
And if it pleases the court, our final exhibit. Liam fell asleep one night next to the beautiful young woman we saw in these photos, and woke up to this horned beast. This picture was taken in August 2013, on the red carpet of the MTV VMAs, where Miley rendered a raunchy performance that shall live in infamy.
All images WENN.com, Twitter and MTV VMA image credit TRY/CW/WENN.com