Dirty Girl For Life
Miley Cyrus has taken a wrecking ball once and for all to Hannah Montana. In the new "Wrecking Ball" video she showcases some of her most provocative moments yet. Behold — a photo journal of how Miley has out-Mileyed herself. (Most images are NSFW.)
Me Miley, you ball
In the most benign portion of the "Wrecking Ball" video, Miley Cyrus straddles a wrecking ball and looks back at the camera as if to say, "You wanna a piece of this?" Interestingly, this song is great, Cyrus' voice is awesome and the video is cool — it just contains an abundance of "too far" moments for most people's taste. Cyrus proves she can't and won't stop trying to shock us, but in so doing, she's just kind of creeping us out.
Um, uh, er...
This just ain't right. Cyrus is engaged to Liam Hemsworth, one of the hottest guys on the planet. Why is she making out with a sledgehammer? (And we're using the term "making out" to keep things PG-13. She's actually mimicking an act we're not sure we can reference in polite company.) In "We Can't Stop," Cyrus makes out with an oversize Barbie doll. In "Wrecking Ball" she also gets a bit too familiar with the chain. Most guys are probably thinking "lucky chain," but we're sort of thinking, "Is that entirely necessary?"
Hold on to your seats, ladies and gentlemen
Wait for it. There are four crotch shots in this video. Four. Too many for it to be an accident, and too many to not kind of make you feel like you need a shower after you watch this video. Especially when you learn that photographer-director Terry Richardson has been repeatedly accused of inappropriately touching models and exploiting kids (allegations he vehemently denies). Cyrus is just 20 years old, so this just took on a whole new level of creepy. We wouldn't blame you if you skipped right past these (we're only showing two, the other two are off the charts and not OK).
We like to call this image "just yuck."
Yeah, we know, pass the eye bleach. Cyrus is not quite finished though — she has to make sure her video has an adequate amount of nippage in it also. "Wrecking Ball" covers all of her must haves — crotch shots, nips, white clothes and nails, making out with inanimate objects, several "too far" moments — all with a side order of nudity. We never thought we'd be begging for her trademark tongue Olympics and twerking. We didn't know how good we had it!