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PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus' top 5 WTF VMAs moments

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How did Miley Cyrus manage to overshadow some of the coolest performances in VMAs history (the ones by Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Kanye West and Bruno Mars) that we should be talking about? Sit down, strap in and take a look. You're about to find out.

1

Wagging tongue

Someone must have told Miley Cyrus that she has a seductively long tongue, because she's terribly proud of it. We saw it at least nine times during Sunday night's VMAs (we lost count and interest after a while). We like to call this part of the evening, "Welcome to Miley Cyrus' tongue."

Miley Cyrus

And there it is again...

Miley Cyrus

And again. Her tongue just never gets old, does it? She doesn't think so...

Miley Cyrus

2

Twerk jerk

The only thing Cyrus loves more than her tongue is twerking!

Miley Cyrus twerking VMAs

This is what Drake was doing during this performance. "Drake's head down like he don't care."

Drake VMAs

3

The ultimate stripper move

After tonguing and twerking for several minutes, Cyrus finally backs up her performance by actually stripping down to nude underwear for her duet with the married Robin Thicke.

Miley Cyrus strips for VMAs

4

Foam finger follies

Who handed Cyrus a foam finger? She did what any other 20-year-old would do. In front of millions of people, she gave herself (and Thicke) the finger.

Miley Cyrus

Cyrus outdid this money shot by rubbing herself from behind with the finger (can we say that?) while Thicke sings, "You're a good girl." Priceless. Oh, and look! There's the tongue again.

Miley Cyrus

5

Most scandalous moments, VMAs history

Clearly hell-bent on establishing a place on the "Most Scandalous Moments in VMAs History" list, Cyrus rubs 36-year-old Thicke's crotch with the now infamous finger, eats his neck and grinds on his meat and two veg. What's that? Oh yes, the familiar taste of bile at the back of our throats. This interaction is being called "awkward and inappropriate." Can we get a bingo?

Miley Cyrus VMA

Hey, Big Daddy, can I gnaw on your neck?

Miley Cyrus VMA

And for the ultimate twofer, Cyrus backs up to Thicke's junk with, you guessed it,
her tongue sticking out.

Miley Cyrus VMAs

More highlights from MTV's 2013 VMAs

MTV VMAs: Most notable performances
MTV VMAs: Most shocking moments
2013 MTV Video Music Awards: Live winners list

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