Jennifer Lawrence's mouth almost earned her a new boyfriend at the 2013 Oscars.
"I loved you in the movie. It was great. You look like an old girlfriend of mine," Jack Nicholson told Lawrence.
"Oh really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?" she shot back.
"Thought about it."
"I feel like all I've been doing lately is setting him up," she said of helping Bradley Cooper find a girlfriend. "I was like, 'You know what? I'm gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.'"
"Anybody who makes fun of me [for falling], I'm just gonna go, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman."
"I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own."
"I thought it was saying, 'Boo Boo.' So I was like, 'Well, does that mean there’s Honey Boo Boo?' So I started craning my neck and then I saw a little girl."
It wasn't Honey Boo Boo. She rear-ended the car... and quickly apologized.
"I’m sorry that I hit your family. I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo," she explained.
"I hate saying, 'I like exercising' — I want to punch people who say that," she told Glamour.
On the red carpet at the 2013 Academy Awards: "Chubby fingers, though... Look! DAH! DAH! DAH!"
"I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, ‘I need to get better at interviews.’ The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, ‘I do that every day," she joked to Interview.
"Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid," she told Vanity Fair. "Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid.’"
"As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it’s hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone’s face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!’"
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