Troubled Angels?

Victoria’s Secret models strike inferiority and envy in the hearts of women everywhere. Men hoard Victoria’s Secret catalogs, the models’ bodies are hot enough to warm the planet if the sun ever burns out — even their names are cooler than ours. These girls could have anyone they want, so we should envy their love lives, too, but this may be one category where long legs will only get you so far.
Behati Prinsloo
Behati Prinsloo
As news of The Voice hottie Adam Levine being engaged to Behati Prinsloo breaks, we mourn the loss of another eligible Hollywood bachelor to a Victoria’s Secret model. So what does Prinsloo have that the rest of us don’t? She’s young (24 years old), she’s Namibian (look it up), and she’s a Victoria’s Secret model (game, set, match). Will her union last to the decade-older Levine? If we used the love lives of VS models as a gauge, she has about a 50/50 chance.
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Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr
Amid rumors that the 30-year-old Miranda Kerr was “too old,” Kerr severed her relationship with Victoria’s Secret in March 2013. Before that, the girl who broke the heart of every female Lord of the Rings fan by marrying Orlando Bloom tore up the VS runway. Kerr recently told The Edit that she’s happy to take a back seat in her marriage. So far, these angels aren’t doing so bad in the romance department.
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Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
Here is where things take a turn in Angel land. We’d be lying if we said that Heidi Klum’s age and baby-defying figure and her extravagant annual vow renewals to ex-husband Seal didn’t turn our stomachs just a bit. Klum was married for five years to stylist Ric Pipino. In 2004, while carrying Flavio Briatore’s baby, she hooked up with Seal. Now, she’s dating her bodyguard. See, this is the kind of rocky love life we can relate to.
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Bar Refaeli
Bar Refaeli
The Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli can get anyone she wants, and she’s proved it by dating David Charvet, Chace Crawford (where’s the justice?) and Leonardo DiCaprio. While she can land some of the world’s most attractive and eligible men, she doesn’t seem to have found the right ultra-hot guy yet. Before Rafaeli became a GoDaddy sensation, she was accused of marrying a relative to avoid serving in the Israel Defense Forces. How’s that for an interesting love life?
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Gisele Bundchen
Gisele Bundchen
What does not-of-this-earth-hot, former VS model Gisele Bundchen have in common with Bar Refaeli? A highly publicized relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio, of course! Bundchen, who could take down any man she wants, sacked quarterback Tom Brady. She made headlines after her hubby’s Super Bowl XLVI defeat when she said, “My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch it at the same time.” Even pretty girls stick their pretty feet in their pretty mouths sometimes!
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Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks
This Victoria’s Secret model turned Oprah mini-me media empress has been incredibly vocal about the cheating and emotional abuse she has suffered in relationships. Cupid has not been kind to Tyra Banks. We love her for being one of the unapologetically curvier VS models, and for being recently photographed on a date wearing no makeup and a jogging suit! Banks told The Wendy Williams Show that she’s dating and wants to have kids. If she’s casting the net, some lucky dude will end up in it.
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