Writer, Marketer, Internet Geek, Sarcastic Smartypants…all these words describe me and none of them really define who I am. Everyone likes to think they’re an enigma, and perhaps we all are, but I feel like one more often than most. You might say that I am my own polar opposite, hence the name of this site. Here’s what I mean: I’ve been known to dance on a table, dance on the bar, or grab the mic and sing with the band. Then again, sometimes I sit in the corner and don’t talk to anyone, or I don’t even go out. I love to run, or nap on the sofa all day; either is good. I’m painfully shy, but I’ll talk to almost anyone, anywhere about anything. I love giving presentations, but I have terrible stage fright. I flunked out of college, but that was before I graduated from Yale and got an MBA. I’m an only child, but I have a huge family. I love to entertain and throw parties, except on my birthday when I’m afraid nobody will show up. I love to make people laugh, but I really enjoy a good cry.