All you need to know about me is that I am an Omaha transplant living in Missouri (I'm dying to say the state of Misery, but it's so cliche). I will always view myself as a transplant even though I have raised two kids and lived here for over 25 years. Home is home. Period. I could be described as a Starbucks-addicted, workout-obsessed, book-loving introvert who carries a crossword puzzle around with me at all times. I am an embarrassment to my teenage children, a control-freak to my husband, and a great listener to my friends. I try to find the funny in life - I think it keeps me teetering on the edge of sanity and craziness. I hope you enjoy reading about my take on this wacky world we live in.