Find me at MouthFromtheSouth.com. Fruit fly sexing, elevator repair & hamster cloning. I literally do herd cats. I also love cooking and baking with mostly local ingredients. I cannot decorate a cake or cookie to save my life but you better believe that hot mess of a baked good will be tasty. My gardening plans are always bigger than my ability to weed. My house was built in 1894 and will take another 119 years to get renovated. I have rarely run into a sweet tea that is sweet enough. I am OCD about heirloom tomato varieties, to the point that my husband hides seed catalogs from me. I believe in the holy trinity of Bacon, Biscuits and Bourbon. If you never use soap to wash your cast iron and enjoy rocking on the porch with a drink, we'll get along just fine.