Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, breakables, or carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything. She writes for NickMom, Elite Daily, Your Tango, Bustle, Huffington Post and HumorOutcasts. She's also been featured on Erma Bombeck, Blunt Moms and Scary Mommy.
Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka. She's also one of the co-authors of the bestselling humor anthologies, "I Just Want To Be Alone" and "You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth."