Mother of 5 (yeah, 5!), writer, columnist, Billy Slogger--or, silly blogger, as the case may be--who likes pygmy goats and Mint Milanos. She's going to stop talking about herself in the third person now. *AHEM!* I like to write about whatever amuses me. Sometimes this includes a list of Christian Zombie Bestsellers, sometimes I write about how to pathetically freak out all over the Internet when your blog goes down, sometimes I get all high-brow and write lengthy dissertations about how I struggle with faith, other times I just lay the smack down on why the Twilight saga is a misogynistic piece of hard-boiled crapola. I've also been known to write about Wonderboobs, depression and sex--not necessarily in that order. Let's be friends!