I am a recently unemployed radio DJ in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. In radio we call being unemployed "on the beach." Where is the beach? For me, it's my couch in the front room directly in front of the television. Instead of holding a margarita, I'm holding my remote control, and instead of looking at a palm tree, I'm watching HGTV, or the Discovery channel, or another rerun of Everyone Loves Raymond...the one where his mom is ripping on his wife...yeah, that episode. It's my favorite. I have a lot to be grateful for, but you won't read here in my blog. Nope. Instead, expect stuff about my kids, husband, dogs, or the turtle. Once in a while I'll throw in a diet tip...here's one...don't do anything I suggest.