Toddler Life: What Goes on in MY House Every Morning

3 years ago
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Before I was married with a toddler, there are certain things that I really never pictured myself saying. In fact, if my former self would have heard some of the things that go on in my house just between the hours of 5:30 AM and 7:30 AM, I probably wouldn’t have believed that this would be my life in a few years.

Does this happen at your house? Here are some of my faves:

Please don’t eat the lotion. Ricky! Don’t eat the lotion! 
For some reason, my child is obsessed with lotion. I think that he thinks it’s funny when I tell him something’s gross. And then, of course, it’s the most amazing thing in the world.

Lucy doesn’t wear headbands.
Yes. My almost two year old thinks it’s pretty awesome to make the dog wear headbands. She is not so keen on the idea...Continue reading at The Mommyhood Project

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