I see you squinting at the screen, wondering if your vision is failing you in your old age. You're wondering did I upload the wrong photograph...
And some of you are wondering, now that you think about it, what the hell a spaghetti squash is doing sitting in my living room chair. If you are thinking that is the most jacked-up, redneck fall decor you have ever seen, then congratulate yourself for being wrong. Again. That spaghetti squash, in fact, is Roxy.
Deep breath, people. I don't need anyone hyperventilating with laughter yet. I haven't even gotten to the good part!
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