KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE

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Ketchup is a vegetable.

It’s true. Really. Robin O’Bryant says so (or at least us mommas like to tell ourselves that it counts). In her book Ketchup Is A Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves, Robin bares it all in this no-holds-barred look into her life as a wife and mom of three. With chapters entitled “Boob Sweat” and “Eff the PTA and Their Effin Carpool Line,” you’ll get a hysterically honest look at motherhood. (See the end of this entry to find out how to win a signed copy!)

Now, I know all you new moms to be out there don’t want your perfect little dream shattered – you know the one, where you bring your pink, bouncing baby home to a life filled with sparkly rainbows and sweet coos all the time. You might see the rainbows but that’s only because you’ve slept a total of three hours in the last five days – delirious won’t even begin to describe the way you feel. And the coos? It’s unreal how such a tiny person can shatter the eardrums of anyone within a 5-mile radius. [Read more

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