That text message from my husband flashed across my phone as I packed up my desk, getting ready to head home from work. I picked up the phone, unlocked it and read the message again. I had to be missing something.
I responded back and then set the phone down to finish. My co-worker came into the office to take a report for the on-coming night shift so I forgot about the text until I got to my car.
Your new toy. It looks like a bunch of cat tongues on a fan.
"Well, that's going to be interesting," I thought as I put the key in the ignition to begin my drive home. "I wonder how that will feel?"
The Sqweel Go is a pocket-sized clitoral vibrator with 10 'tongues' set on a rotating fan. It has a combination of six different speeds and patterns for intense clitoral stimulation.
I think the makers of the Sqweel Go were trying to make it feel like a bunch of little tongues 'licking' your clit but in my opinion they failed because even when used with lube like is suggested, it feels like 10 little paddles are spanking your clit.
And not spanking in a good way.
I gave this toy a good work out and used every trick in the book to try to achieve an orgasm. After about 20 minutes of frustration I gave up and got my go to bullet vibe, pressed that to my clit and with in 5 minutes was singing my orgasm thank you song.
The Sqweel Go is said to have incredible power to induce orgasm but even on the highest and most intense setting, I wondered if it was even touching me.
This toy feels inexpensive and didn't really work for me. It's like a novelty toy and it feels like something that you would get out of a vending machine if there was a vending machine for sex toys.
I'm not saying that you have to spend hundreds of dollars for a good sex toy, quite the opposite in fact. My go to toy, that bullet vibe that can get me off in minutes flat, she was only about $15 and worth every freaking penny.
I think the makers of the Sqweel Go were trying too hard which made me have to try to hard and things just ended in frustration.
Also, I can never look at my cat's tongue the same way again.
- Power Source: USB rechargeable
- Performance: Clitoral vibrator
- Controls: One button used to turn it on/off and switch modes
- Special Features: 100% Waterproof
- Vibrations Levels: A combination of 6 speeds and patterns
- Ins: Waterproof. Rechargeable.
- Outs: Feels very inexpensive. Even with lubrication it kind of hurt after extended use. It did not produce an orgasm.
- Material: Silicone
- Texture: Ultra smooth silicone
- Safety Features: Phthalates free silicone
- Colors: Pink, Purple and White
- Manufacturer: Lovehoney
- Total Length of the Sqweel: 2.5”
- Length of the handle: 1.25”
- Cost: $59.99
- Warranty: 100 days no questions asked return policy.
**Based on a scale of 1-5, with 1 being not so great and 5 being awesome.
- Noise Level: 2
- Performance Satisfaction: 1
- Value for the Price: 2
- Intensity Level: 1
- Overall Rating: 1
Since the Sqweel Go has many parts to it we recommend you use extra care when cleaning this toy.
Have you ever bought a toy that didn't live up to its expectations? What was the problem?
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