Saturday Funnies LXXVIII

4 years ago

I got this Saturday Funny in my email inbox and laughed out loud. I couldn’t resist,I had to forward it on to some of my friends. I don’t forward many jokes anymore.  It seemed to be a hit because I got a few replies from those friends expressing their enjoyment. One friend informed me that they heard the joke given in a wedding speech/toast. I thought that was great.

Where Has The Romance Gone?

 A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.”

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:


 I’m on the toilet.  Please advise.

I hope you laughed :)

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