Embarrassing & Memorable: When dates go bad

6 years ago

I am working on a post about worst dating experiences and I would love to hear a few of your stories. For example, I went out with a guy once who, in the middle of dinner, decided to asked me this; "Hey! Do you want to lick my eyeball?" As if that wasn't bad enough, after seeing the look on my face (which I can only assume showed complete disgust, shock and horror) he tried to reassure me by adding "it's not bad at all. My uncle did it once and it was cool."

Ugh....... I think I'll pass on that Professor Strange..... check please!
My sister's prom date stole her wallet and all her money, a friend of mine had her date accidentally catch her bed on fire, and once, when I was 17, I had an embarrassing dating moment in front of a big crowd that was quite memorable for all involved!

I was at a dance club with my boyfriend. After leaving the dance floor to use the restroom, I came back and saw my boyfriend doing some dirty dancing with a sleazy looking girl. I had seen her earlier gett'n jiggy with her big bad self and I was not impressed.

Who did she think she was?! I took off across the dance floor. I walked myself right up in between them, and then I grabbed him. I planted the biggest most over the top kiss I could muster up! It was actually a really good kiss, and I was impressed....and then as our passionate kiss ended, our eyes met and I realized this was NOT my boyfriend. My boyfriends was standing on my left staring in disbelief. Can you say SPEEDY exit?

And, just last year a guy called to ask my daughter if she'd like to go to a movie. She said she didn't have a car or much money to spend but maybe next time. Then he told her this was a date so he would come get her and not to worry about paying. So they went and stood in line for tickets and when she walked up to the girl at the counter to buy tickets she turned and saw him still back in the front of the line. She was confused, but gave him the total for the two tickets. He said, (In front of everyone, and in a very loud voice) "Did you think I was paying for you? Did you not bring any money". WHAT?! Idiot. Not surprisingly there was no second date.
 
I know there are a lot of stories out there. What's one of yours? All names can be changed to protect the weird, the embarrassed or the related to SimplyJune. Do you win prize for worst date?
 
 

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