- Accidentally send the text that was meant for your girlfriend to your wife.
- Drink one too many beers at a party and brag to the wrong person about that hot piece of tail you landed last weekend.
- Leave your email client open on your wife's computer.
- Piss off your mistress (She will eventually get tired of your bullshit promises to leave your wife you dummy).
- Use the debit card that's linked to your wife's checking account to pay for your date. (You really think she doesn't watch the online banking?)
- Friend your mistress on Facebook where she'll like all your status updates and comment too often on the dumb shit you post.
- Say something stupid to your wife like, "Well, you may not want to have sex with me tonight, but there are plenty of girls who do." Oh really?
- Start wearing cologne when you leave your house in the afternoon to go to the gym or take the kids to playdate. Or even more suspicious: start going to the gym or playdate in the first place.
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