Zipper Trivia... Just the word... not the actual mechanism.... (HELP ME)

5 years ago

Okay.. So here is the thing... Mr amazing and I had this Chat yesterday while at our respective offices... I posted it to my blog... He says we are not funny to anyone but ourselves... I countered that we perhaps are the funniest people ever... He said I was crazy... Look! I know! We might not be that funny... but what is funny is convincing him I am always Right! Because well... its good... trust me... So here is what I need... I need you guys... To read this and laugh! Or comment! or really just click the link to the blog if your too busy... because the future of america is... no no.... because it will just really make me happy... everyone likes a happy kerry right?

Post:

G-Chat conversation.

Mr Amazing: so bfgoodrich invented the word zipper

me:  what?

Mr Amazing: yeah, he coined the term zipper

me: I’m not really sure how you found that out… although I suspect google has something to do with it… or why anyone would want to know that

Mr Amazing: the google zipper yesterday

me: Although… Inventing the actual zipper…not the word… well that would mean something

Mr Amazing: don’t worry, I sent the same message to a random co-worker and then pretended like I really sent him a random retarded message about bfgoodrich inventing the zipper… ROFLMAO

Epic

me: ROTFLMAO!!!

Mr Amazing: And then I just immediately switched gears and asked about the deployment of his app to production

smooth

me: LMAO! OMG! I am trying to cover the fact that I am laughing so hard I am crying

Mr Amazing: Next I will IM him about something really awkward

Mr Amazing: like a lump and the doctor and then pretend like I was really talking to him… “what do’ya think man… ”

pretend even

wow

I meant to do that

me: LMAO!! stop… my co-workers are looking at me

Mr Amazing: Hey … so my mother told me that she is going to stop talking to me, since I totally told her about the whole leaving the closet thing….

and… well I thought that was interesting…

so about that software deployment….

me: ROTFLMAO!!! I have to walk away… and apparently pee!! brb

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