Since I fancy myself a modern day confusious, *insert sarcastic laugh here*, I figured I would turn my Wednesdays into Words of Wisdom Wednesday.
*As far as I know, I'm the author of all the ones I mark myself the author of. If I'm mistaken, please let me know and baby zombies will be allowed to feast on my slightly shrunken brain.
♥ People that aren't gymnasts, that bend over backwards to help everyone, usually fall, which puts them in a prime position to get stepped on. ~Me
♥ Get along or get away from each other ~ My Auntie and me. We have a way of finishing each others sentences. We were talking to our children the first time we said this and have been saying it ever since.
♥ Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. ~I'm not sure who said this, but whoever it was, sure had a knack for the obvious. Still, good words to live by.
♥ Don't get my daughter pregnant. ~Me and every other mother and father of teenage girls, that have acquaintances that are teenage boys.
♥ If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Unknown, but I would like to thank the person that said it. I live by this, often.
♥ If you could just agree with me, we'd both be right. ~Me I say this to everyone that disagrees with me.
♥ Why do today, what you can put of until tomorrow. ~Pelle Carlberg Brilliant! A procrastinators credo.
♥ Try everything at twice. Once to see if you like, twice to be sure. ~Me *Unless of course you tried sky diving and failed miserably. I wouldn't try that again.
♥ Get over it! ~Everyone I've ever met. It's really good advice that I wish more people would take.
♥ You can't change people, but you do have the power to change your role with them. ~Me. There's a lot of lessons learned with that bit of wisdom.
Hope you enjoyed my first installment of Words of Wisdom Wednesday. And oh yeah, here's a picture.He's lucky he's cute or the dog hair would get really old right now.
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