I'm really someone else.
This is the only explanation I can think of for why on a morning when I am having trouble getting my left eyeball to rotate properly, after a night in which I dreamed all night about a strange little man who appeared from out of the darkness and keyed my car, and when my first thought upon waking was that the cat was dead (I have no cat), this is my horoscope:
Red-hot Mars combines forces with electrifying Uranus today, zapping you with lightning bolts of awareness and shocking you awake. You could have trouble containing yourself because you're primed for action. Luckily, you are connected to your inner spirituality in a profound way now, so your impulsive and passionate nature can be very inspiring to others.
A Prawn of Fate
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