My 2 Cents

9 years ago

My 2 Cents"

I know, the second post in one day, but you know what...I was in the car for a long time today.....so I had time to ponder some things....

I BELIEVE:

1.  In over tipping....

2.  In love at first sight....either the zazazu is there or it isn't....

3.  Every women should have a juicy past...but be content to leave it behind....

4.  Guys that wear thick gold chains and pinkie rings have an inner "jack ass"....

5.  It is OK to drink wine out of the bottle if no glass is available....

6.  When in doubt....act stupid and charming.....

7.  In treating everyone, even enemies with kindness...you never know whose ass you will have to kiss someday.

8.  You should never talk bad about or be disrespectful to a sitting President of the United States no matter idiotic they are.....

9.  There is very little a bubble bath and a good book can't cure...

10.  Eleanor Roosevelt said it best "no one can make you feel inferior without your consent"......

11.  In long soulful kisses....

12.  Every girl should own a bright red lipstick.....

13.  Every girl should wear beautiful underwear, even if she is the only one that sees it.....

14.  Who cares about Starr Jones' love life??

15.  Heidi/Spencer (whoever the hell they are) need to be sent to the moon......

16.  Everyone should see the Eiffel Tower in person.....even if the French are rude to us....

17.  Men should still open doors for women....

18.  People who talk on cell phones loud in public are obnoxious...

20.  People who can't laugh at themselves are boring......

21.  In having dessert after every meal....

22.  In minimal plastic surgery, if it will make you feel better, as long as you don't end up looking like a cat woman with bee stung rubber lips....

23.  Sometimes you just have to say the F word...

24.  Anderson Cooper (CNN)  and Ann Curry (Anchor on The Today Show) are two of the most elegant and classy individuals on TV.

25.  In warm and fuzzy people.....cold fish.....stay away.......

26.  Having a fab recipe to prepare and pretty things to set a nice table....so your guests will feel honored.

27.  Everyone should live in Florence, Italy for at least a month before they die...the Italians know how to live......loving people......long sensual dinners...

28.  In animal rescue...

29.  Gays should have the same rights as the rest of us...marriage..children......

30. Here we go again......repeat after me......The bigger the truck or Hummer.....the smaller the penis. 

HAVE A FUN AND HAPPY NIGHT!!

Lisa xo

 

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