I couldn't tell you when she moved in. We noticed her outside the bathroom window a month or so ago. She's enormous, for this part of the world. And at night, her body glows red in the reflected light and the marks on her "cat's face" look especially menacing.
So, of course, I got the hell out of there and demanded let Mike investigate. Because, you know, if she were to jump through the screen and attach herself to his face, I would be much calmer and more able to assist than if our places were reversed.
Yes, that's right. My husband's best interests are front and centre in my mind at all times.
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