Sometimes I am a Big Fat Jerk. Sometimes it is only in my head. Like when I think mean thoughts at someone. Sometimes it is when I'm driving my car and lose my patience at someone. Sometimes it is when I'm talking to my friends and turn catty. Sometimes it is passive. Sometimes it isn't. We all have jerky sides to our personalities. You know exactly what I mean by this too. We say mean things. We take our feet and insert them in our mouths. It happens. The Big Fat Jerk monster comes out of nowhere and takes control over our power of speech. When the Big Fat Jerk monster passes we turn into big puddles of guilt and remorse.
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