I'm cleaning out my closet but I just can't get rid of these......

6 years ago

 

I know it's that time of year again when I need to clean out my closet but I just can't bring myself to get rid of my old favorites. The boots with this outfit just kill my feet but this outfit just makes me feel so skinny!

What's a cat lover to do but join them! I can't get the kittens to leave my feathers alone when I wear this!

A little understated but still a doozie, just love all those stars!

OK, so I was channeling my inner Medusa when I wear this, a girl has the right to get testy every once in awhile!

Is this what they call a bubble butt? Junk in the trunk? 

I call this my Lucile Ball outfit. Remember the episode when she tries to be a showgirl and she keeps falling down the stairs??

Well what else is a girl suppose to wear to a fish fry?

"On the shores of gitchi goomie........", or something like that.

 

OK, well this one may have to go, the horse does take up a lot of room even though he is stuffed!

 

I know, I know, it make my but look big but I can dust the house in one swoop!

 This is a summer pants outfit, you can use the hat as a fan!

 This is a double-wide fan built for two!

 

Of course I have enough outfits for larger parties too! Can't you just see Me, Charlene, Karen, Diane, Dawn, and Rhonda. No last names here!!! 

 

And for Trisha with her cat sanctuary, I can't leave her out, I have enough outfits for a whole kaboodle of kittens!

And for that rowdy Round Top gang, you know who you are, these outfits I'll save just for you!

Now these outfits I have saved for all my Junior League friends, they're a bit more classy don't cha' think?

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