How Much Does Santa Claus Weigh? Answer: 1380 pounds - I have photographic proof !!!
The average Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) weighs 460 lbs according wikipedia, and this picture shows Santa Claus in the delicate teeter-totter balancing act with 3 furry Rangifer taking a break at a house on the other end of my street.
Oooh, Borger Texas is a mathe-magical place.