How do I get traffic to Have once dated Clarence Thomas? Have a baby with John Edwards?

7 years ago

Starting a new business is not for sissies.  I've begged friends to forward my site to their buddy list, stopping short of telling them that Bill Gates will reward them for doing it, I've been featured in "The New York Times" and put blogs up everywhere, this is taking longer than I would like.  There are obvious short cuts to getting attention.  Some of the more well known ones are:

Live in Arizona and offer yourself up as a presidential candidate "if there's no one else to do the job."  Okay, Sarah, I'll do it.  You can go home, put on your waders and fish, like you used to;

Have a love child with John Edwards.  I'll bet Rielle Hunter would sell vases if she wanted to.

Be interviewed because you once dated Clarence Thomas and know him to be a fan of pornography.  Given how unreliable my memory is, it's possible I did date Clarence Thomas and don't remember.  The same could be true of Scott Peterson.

Up here on the high road, nothing is selling.  I break plates and use the shards to create beautiful functional art items -- one of a kind vases, picture frames, lamps, planters and candlestick holders.  They make wonderful gifts, and I take custom orders, which have the option of being personalized.  I thought my Breaking News Series, the political vases and cremation urns depicing what's going on in America, would bring crowds to the sight.  Wouldn't you like to see an urn with photos of politicians who've been involved in sexual scandals? 

I'd like not to do something tawdry to promote my business so hope you'll go to and turn my business into Bloomingdale's.

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