SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE BEE GEES' "TRAGEDY"
Here's the original, to give you the melody.
♫♫♫ GRAVITY ♫♫♫
Here I am
At the mirror, slowly looking down
What is this?
Such a vision makes me truly frown!
Expanding waist and all, what else?
I really should be grateful though
Oh hell no, oh hell no!
From THE DOGLADY'S DEN
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