Mr Stinkbug (or perhaps Ms, I don't know stinkbug gender);
Thank you. Thanks so very much for throwing your nasty little body right into my cup of coffee, therefore making the entire thing undrinkable.
It's not as if I really, really looked forward to drinking that delicious cup of salted caramel flavored caffeine. It's a good thing you were there to save me from that experience!
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