I am not a robot. I promise.
I don't like having to prove I am a human. It's very frustrating for me.
You see... I really stink at those Captcha things. In fact, I can promise you that it will take me at least 3 5 7 attempts to get the code right.
Picture it. Me, leaning over keyboard to get my nose as close as possible to the screen. Muttering to myself... "What? Is that an h, or an l and an n shoved really close together? s.l.c.o.o.h.m.u. Slcoohmu? Is that right? What in the world is a slcoohmu? Is that even a real word? Is that an 8?" Once I have settled on what I believe to be the magical mystery code which will give me access to comment; I hit enter. Only to be told that what I have entered does not match and I must try again. And again. And again.
At some point in the process I am going to take one look at the code and tell it to refresh without even attempting because it is so messed up and blurry.
Two things have likely happened by this time:
I have started to wonder if there is some deep secret I don't know about myself. Such as: maybe, just maybe, I actually am one of the nefarious spamming robots.
I have lost all interest in the comment I was attempting to make in the first place.
I share all of this to say that I hope you will forgive me if I do not comment regularly on your posts. It's not that I am not reading; but rather that my tired little robot brain just can't face yet one more log in process.
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