Brad: (just gettting out of the shower) – This towel smells like cookies.
me: Does it taste like cookies?
Brad: Um … no it smells like cookies. How did you get it to smell like cookies?
me: I washed it with cookie dough laundry detergent.
Brad: Is there really such a thing?
me: Anything’s possible. OMG I forgot to let the dogs back in!
Brad: They are laying on the bed.
me: (starting to put on some mascara) – Oh what a relief.
Brad: What just happened here?
I didn’t have an answer to his question because I have to really concentrate when I am putting on mascara.
More from living