My so called "friend" gives my daughter this guitar because her kids don't want it anymore (yeah right), I thought we were close until I brought home this &^%*%#$%^&&#@ guitar, first of all it's bratz, I am not a fan of bratz, they are supposed to be dolls for little girls but are completely inappropriate these dolls look like hoochies in stiletto heels with collagen lip injections. No offense if you are a bratz fan but I won't be buying anything from them.
So along with the whole bratz thing, this guitar also plays some kind of "rock" music, it's hideous and loud, you can't turn it down and it makes me want to claw my eyes out. The music is so bad and every time you push on the neck of the guitar it plays for what seems like minutes and then shuts off, if you keep pressing it keeps playing and doesn't stop. Of course my daughter loves it and continues to play it, I want to throw it away some night when she is sleeping, why I didn't when I had the chance I don't know. Later I find out from my "friend" that her daughter got it as a gift and they hate it as much as I do so she was glad to get rid of it.
This winter my daughter says she wants to take "the guitar" outside to play, I'm thinking fine by me, leave it outside all winter and it will be ruined and I'll never have to listen to it again. It sits for months getting rained on and I giggle to myself when I see it out in the back yard because for sure it's ruined.............. OH NO The thing still plays but it randomly plays when no one is touching it and now it's this rain damaged screaching music worse than it was before. Late at night I will go into the kitchen to close the shade on the kitchen window and all of a sudden I will hear it start to play in the back yard. It's taunting me, it hates me because it knows I want to destroy it. To be honest I'm afraid to go near it and I want to sneak it into the garbage some night when she's asleep but I'm afraid it will show up on my doorstep the next morning.
So for now it just stays in my backyard, playing it's eerie rain damaged music whenever it feels like it and I just leave it alone, we're having another garage sale this summer and I'm hoping to toss it into the FREE box for some poor unsuspecting soul to take it. Is that wrong???????
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