And Other Ridiculous Things

3 years ago

Me:  Hey, have you seen the latest Doc McStuffins?

Me: Yeah, the one where she says to the Jack in the Box, "I will straighten your crank Big Jack."

Me: That was hilarious, I don't know how she said it was a straight face!

a person in a dirt hole

 

I think dooms day peppers are really people evolving into Prairie Dogs.

 

I think in a past life IT guys were really honey badgers.

 

Sometimes I think my dog is over acting when he gives me puppy dog eyes.

 

I vow to one day make the certifiably cheapest product on earth.

 

 

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