9 Favorite Nursery Rhymes With New Clickbait Titles

3 years ago

Clickbait is everywhere. It's annoying as hell. So, logically, I felt that the best thing to do was to add some myself. I've taken the liberty of converting nine favorite nursery rhyme titles into click tempting teasers. Oh, and I added a bonus limerick just because.

Image: Robert and Pat Rogers via Flickr

In true clickbait fashion, each title is clickable and will take you to a page to read the nursery rhyme.

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Jack Sprat

There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

What Are Little Boys are Made of?

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Jack and Jill

Three Blind Mice

Hush Little Baby

Monday's Child

And Bonus Dirty Limerick:

I did a ridiculous amount of thinking to come up with these… I think I might have permanently messed up my brain.

Ava Love Hanna is an essayist, poet, and performer living in Austin, Texas. Read more about her adventures in writing, parenting, and mastering the art of transforming Japanese autobots at 6 am at: AvaLoveHanna.com

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