Clickbait is everywhere. It's annoying as hell. So, logically, I felt that the best thing to do was to add some myself. I've taken the liberty of converting nine favorite nursery rhyme titles into click tempting teasers. Oh, and I added a bonus limerick just because.
Image: Robert and Pat Rogers via Flickr
In true clickbait fashion, each title is clickable and will take you to a page to read the nursery rhyme.
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
- Think You Know What Your Children Are Made of? Read This. Line 4 Will Make You Think. Line 8 Will Blow Your Mind.
What Are Little Boys are Made of?
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Jack and Jill
Three Blind Mice
Hush Little Baby
And Bonus Dirty Limerick:
- There Once Was a Man From Nantucket and What He Did Will Change the Way You Look at Your Boyfriend Forever.
I did a ridiculous amount of thinking to come up with these… I think I might have permanently messed up my brain.
Ava Love Hanna is an essayist, poet, and performer living in Austin, Texas. Read more about her adventures in writing, parenting, and mastering the art of transforming Japanese autobots at 6 am at: AvaLoveHanna.com
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