Just being a little silly...
Wine should be calorie free
then I would be a smaller me
but unfortunately that is not the case
which explains my expanding waist.
This is something I think we'd all agree
that wine should be calorie free!
Face gets puffy, rings don't fit
because of what I medicate with
It's made of grapes, shouldn't be a problem
All my issues? Wine helps solve them.
But bloated and bubbly is what I tend to be
that's why wine should be calorie free...
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