Wine Should BE Calorie Free!!!

4 years ago

Just being a little silly...

Wine should be calorie free

then I would be a smaller me

but unfortunately that is not the case

which explains my expanding waist.

This is something I think we'd all agree

that wine should be calorie free!

 

Face gets puffy, rings don't fit

because of what I medicate with

It's made of grapes, shouldn't be a problem

All my issues? Wine helps solve them.

But bloated and bubbly is what I tend to be

that's why wine should be calorie free...

@MoodyMommi.com

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