DINNER NEGOTIATIONS

6 years ago
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Here's how the conversation went:

Me: I want to make breakfast for dinner.

Him: Ohhhhhh...that sounds good. What are you making?

(We are southern.)

Me: Bacon, Eggs, Potatoes, Biscuits and Gravy

Him: That seems like a lot.

Me: Okay, what do you want?

Him: Well, what do you want?

Me: I'm starving and really want the gravy and biscuits.

Him: Well, don't make too much.

Me: Too much what?

Him: Food.

Me: So, you just want biscuits and gravy?

Him: Well, no.....I also want the bacon and potatoes.

Me: No eggs?

Him: No eggs.

Me: O.K.

As I walk into the kitchen I hear...

Him: Well, I could eat some eggs.

Back where we started, as usual!