Here's how the conversation went:
Me: I want to make breakfast for dinner.
Him: Ohhhhhh...that sounds good. What are you making?
(We are southern.)
Me: Bacon, Eggs, Potatoes, Biscuits and Gravy
Him: That seems like a lot.
Me: Okay, what do you want?
Him: Well, what do you want?
Me: I'm starving and really want the gravy and biscuits.
Him: Well, don't make too much.
Me: Too much what?
Me: So, you just want biscuits and gravy?
Him: Well, no.....I also want the bacon and potatoes.
Me: No eggs?
Him: No eggs.
As I walk into the kitchen I hear...
Him: Well, I could eat some eggs.
Back where we started, as usual!