For instance, I didn't actually know that vampires like berries or that they could eat human food. I suppose it makes sense, as much as anything makes sense about vampires. I have many questions: If they have blood, why are they cold and steely? And how -- if, as Deborah claims in her book, A Discovery of Witches -- they don't have sharp teeth, do they get to your bloodstream when they bite you?
Maybe she'll make another video. Tap, tap.
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