I know everyone's heads are still reeling from the demise of TomKat. But I'm here to reassure you that Franngelina is still going strong.
(Here is a post I wrote on my old blog that defines for you who "Franngelina" is exactly)....
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina.
And Fred + Anne = Fran.
Wanna play six degrees of separation? Yawn. Anne to my sister, actress Mary Birdsong: 1 degree. Mary to George Clooney (in a movie together): 2 degrees. George to bff Brad: 3 degrees.
So as couples, we're so together that I feel we should be considered by one and all to be....
Angelina 6 kids. 3 boys, 3 girls. 3 by birth, 3 by international adoption.
Anne 6 kids. 3 boys, 3 girls. 3 by birth, 3 by international adoption.
Angelina She was raised by WEALthy celebrities.
Anne I was raised on WELfare.
Angelina She is beleaguered by requests for her signature on photos, foreheads, and bits of napkins.
Anne I am beleaguered by requests for my signature on field trip permission slips, course syllabi, and bus transportation forms.
Angelina While her partner is off jet-setting and acting in bazillion-dollar films, she is stuck raising six kids all by herself with only six nannies, a full housekeeping staff and a personal chef.
Anne While my partner is off working, I am stuck raising six kids all by myself with only....well with nothing.
Brad His name is spelled consonant-r-vowel-d.
Fred His name is spelled consonant-r-vowel-d.
Uncanny. It's like they're twins.
And last but not least, when you morph
Annegelina and Frad, of course you get.....
Thank you, thank you. Please form an orderly line for autographs.
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