Tomkat and Franngelina

5 years ago

I know everyone's heads are still reeling from the demise of TomKat. But I'm here to reassure you that Franngelina is still going strong.

(Here is a post I wrote on my old blog that defines for you who "Franngelina" is exactly)....

Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina.
Right?

 And Fred + Anne = Fran.
Wanna play six degrees of separation? Yawn. Anne to my sister, actress Mary Birdsong: 1 degree. Mary to George Clooney (in a movie together): 2 degrees. George to bff Brad: 3 degrees.

Done.

 
So as couples, we're so together that I feel we should be considered by one and all to be....

Franngelina.

Angelina 6 kids. 3 boys, 3 girls. 3 by birth, 3 by international adoption.

Anne 6 kids. 3 boys, 3 girls. 3 by birth, 3 by international adoption.

Angelina She was raised by WEALthy celebrities.

Anne I was raised on WELfare.

Angelina She is beleaguered by requests for her signature on photos, foreheads, and bits of napkins.

Anne I am beleaguered by requests for my signature on field trip permission slips, course syllabi, and bus transportation forms.

Angelina While her partner is off jet-setting and acting in bazillion-dollar films, she is stuck raising six kids all by herself with only six nannies, a full housekeeping staff and a personal chef.

Anne While my partner is off working, I am stuck raising six kids all by myself with only....well with nothing.

 

 

 

Angelina

 

 

 

 

 

Plus Anne

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Equals Annegelina

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brad His name is spelled consonant-r-vowel-d.

Fred His name is spelled consonant-r-vowel-d.

Uncanny. It's like they're twins.

 

Brad

 

 

Plus Fred

 

 

 

 

Equals Frad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And last but not least, when you morph

Annegelina and Frad, of course you get.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Franngelina

Thank you, thank you. Please form an orderly line for autographs.

 
 
 

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