Y’all there is a level of asshat that astounds even me, self-proclaimed measurer of all things asshat. There is a species of twatwaffle out there who is convinced that the Sandy Hook school shooting was a “hoax” by Obama as an excuse to take their beloved penis-substitutes, AKA guns. One of these Sandy Hook “Truthers” recently stole a sign dedicated to Grace McDonnell, a first grader who was slaughtered in the shooting, and then called her mother to taunt the grieving parent.
Alright, I’m calling it. As Pope of the SCNa I am decreeing this “truther” is going to hell.
How can I say that with such assuredness? Because I promise you that anywhere in the afterlife I find him will become his personal hell shortly thereafter, and trust me that I will be making it a point to track this fucker down.
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