Lord knows I'm not a prude when it comes to language. I probably use more profanity than my parents are comfortable with -- though I don't ever use it in their presence -- and I know that I'm cutting that shit out now that I have a child of my own. That said, the "c-word" really bothers me more than any other cuss word. In the same way I don't use the n-word, I don't use the c-word. Not that I'm comparing the two in terms of what they mean or stand for or all that crap, I just can't ever bring myself to form the necessary sounds and syllables.
So, the idea of this child, this little girl saying the c-word in the new movie Kick-Ass? Yeah, I find it pretty freaking disturbing.
Watching the clip, I also found it disturbing that she said, "I'm just fucking with you." We're supposed to find it shocking. We're supposed to find it funny. On the latter, I guess it's along the lines of when my older sister and I used to teach my baby sister swear words because we thought they sounded so funny coming out of a baby's mouth. Luckily, that sort of corruption didn't last for long and my parents never found out. (Until now.)
Do I find this particular usage funny now? Not really -- but it's not because I'm too busy pearl-clutching to appreciate that sort of humor. It's more that I'm too stubborn to be forced into what the movie wants me to feel. (I'm like that with obvious tear-jerkers, too. Oh, you killed the dog just to make me cry? Screw you!) Also, it just sounds ugly. "Cunt" is an ugly word, and it's not cuted-up just because it's coming out of a cute kid's cute mouth. If anything, the contrast makes it even more ugly.
I looked up Chloe Moretz's age. According to IMDB, she's 13, which comforted me to a small degree. (At least, she's 13 now -- I guess she was probably younger when the movie was being made.) I mean, she's still a minor, but at least she's not 8 or something. Still, it's disturbing. And it should be disturbing because the writers/director/whatever intended it that way. Movie-goers are no longer shocked by excessive fart and poop humor. They're blasé in the face of pastries used as sex objects, and a man standing naked in front of his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend slapping his "masculinity" from thigh to thigh is old hat. Having kids swear to a shocking degree could be the new warm apple pie.
Hit Girl is a character that I have never seen on screen before. She is an 11-year-old girl assassin. This girl, played amazingly by Chloe Grace Moretz, is a walking destruction machine. She shoots, she stabs, she bayonets. She does things on screen that literally left my mouth agape. FYI -- no studio would touch this movie. They loved it but said you gotta take out Hit Girl. No one would finance a film with an 11-year-old-girl killer. Those movies are just not made in Hollywood.
The thing about Hit Girl is not just that she is a brutal and ruthless killer. She enjoys it. Way. Too. Much.
Meanwhile, I also found Moretz's quote about her character in USA Today additionally disturbing: "'People shouldn't get so upset,' she says. 'It's all pretend. I still like slumber parties and popcorn fights.'"
Maybe it's just me, but there's something so jaded and almost sarcastic about that quote.
Chloe Moretz in Kick Ass. Image courtesy Lionsgate
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