So, I really want to know who came up with Kaidence Donda, which was the originally rumored name of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby girl.
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Because, you know, I think Swistle might even have approved. It's got a honor name, for Kanye's late mom, as the middle name -- just as she suggests in her ultimate baby naming Crib Sheet this week. And Kaidence-with-a-K would have built upon the famous Kardashian tradishian, while putting a very Yeezy spin on the Braden/Caden/Jaden trend with a word that actually describes the rhythms of hip-hop.
Kaidence Donda is, in many ways, a perfect baby name.
For a normal human being.
But celebrities are not normal human beings, and as you have probably already learned if you follow any media at all, the name on Wee Kimye's birth certificate reads North, no middle name.
Though -- of course -- they'll call her by her nickname. (Maybe "Nori" really stands for "as close to normal as we celebs can stand to get.")
Imma let you finish Apple Paltrow, but North West is the dumbest celebrity baby name of all time.
I've got 99 problems and my name is one
Kim and Kanye name their daughter North West. And that's pretty much all the guidance she can expect.
Exclusive picture of Kim and Kanye's beautiful baby north west pic.twitter.com/HP0nW0c1Ou
So, once again -- as with pretty much EVERY celebrity birth these days -- it's time for you to tell us: Which baby names are the most hilarious?
And what do you think about North West as a baby name? Share your opinion by clicking on the Swipp smiley face and moving the slider to give your score, then pressing the Swipp It button to enter your rating.
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